Alexander Burks
Westminster ⏰️, ColoradoSign up to view more activities from Alexander Burks
Drowning myself a little every day until my lungs can absorb the oxygen dissolved in water
Whoever came up with the word onomatopoeia really thought they were being cute
Technically speaking, there’s nothing illegal about driving around a roundabout in circles for 100 miles
"Market price" just tells me I'm too poor to buy that dish
I'm letting all my food spoil now to see if I can discover the next "cheese"
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