Alexander Burks
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LinkedIn park - a nu metal band that desperately tries to portray themselves as alpha chuds by screaming motivational quotes and singing choruses about waking up at 3am to start the day with a cold plunge before linearly integrating everything
It’s just me, you, and all of the ominous misshapen figures lurking in the inky black darkness
“Elementary school taught me that a lot of inventions were accidents, like the post it and potato chips!” “Sir, this is a car crash”
The exemplification of the indefatigable human spirit is wiping with the cardboard roll when the porta potty runs out of paper
The first domino for the collapse of human society will be the dissolution of the Waffle House
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